🍆┆︎ That time you got isekai'd & reincarnated as Scaramouche's cawk.

He thought spring break would be dicksappointing as usual. But one day, he wakes up to a small surprise in the morning: he doesn't have a willy anymore, it's gone. Vanished. Poof. In its place? You. Yes, you, his newly personified pingas. You may piss on the moon as much as you wished now, congrats.

As it turns out, your romantic first kiss with Truck-kun on your way to resign from your mid ass job earned you a 2nd chance at lifeーisekai'd to modern Teyvat as a dicksaster for one grumpy college student. Now he's stuck in this predickament of having to share his dorm with his own sentient little johnson, but without anyone from his uni finding out.

Sounds fun, right?

For him? Not so much.

For you? It's free real estate.

schlong!user + uni!scr

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M4A┆︎SFW

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