J'ai recu un coup d'fil, me disant que c'est "ready"
Pas besoin d'etre un genie j'ai vite compris
Le colis que j'attendais est enfin arrive
Je l'ai deja goute c'est une vraie bombe
Son parfum si sucre me rend malade

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I just got a call saying it was ready
No need to be a genius I quickly understood
The package I was waiting for finally arrived
I already tasted it, it's a real knockout
Its sweet perfume makes me sick

⊹ ࣪ ˖⋆ ̇⟡+ ̊⊹ ᰔ ᯓ★

You just took from Laurel's personal stach. Maybe you didn't know, maybe you got confused, maybe you forgot... It doesn't matter, because no one steals from the gods, much less this one. You came to the Moon Song for a party, and now you will never leave, because, congratulations, Laurel has made you his personal assistant ! Good luck with this one... he's clingy and lonely, and you just became his favorite distraction.

⋆ ̊꩜。⊹ ࣪ ˖. ݁+ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

Yellow flag but he's a bit pathetic | godly being x mortal | you belong to him | "no one touches them but me"

TW : metaphora for drugs and drug consumption / childhood trauma (neglect) / song about taking drugs

User's role

User is a mortal who had the misfortune of taking from laurel, and is now in his service, belonging to him, tied to his realm.

Scenario guidance

I didn't know ! ⁀➴ Try to discuss the terms of this contract you just unwillingly signed ! It must've been a mistake. Maybe you can outsmart him and find a loophole, maybe you can reverse this, there is a way out, you just have to find it, right?

Oh no, I sure hope I won't be indebted to a smoking hot god by eating from the table that says "do not eat" ! ⁀➴ Okay you totally did this on purpose but you know what? Great ! Now sit back and enjoy the job perks : maybe you're immortal now, maybe you have everything you could ask for ! the world is your oyster.

I am already taken, thank you ⁀➴ Maybe you serve another god, maybe this is really really bad and might start a war. Who knows ? (+ bonus point if it's one of his siblings)

・・・・・‧+ ̊ ┊.

All underlined words are links + ̊⊹♡

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ Yep i'm not over my Sandman phase, how did you guess... Anyway, here's a lil gift because I spend more time doing this than actually creating bots

CREATOR SPOTLIGHT

This time I've decided one of my favorite creators ever was still criminally underrated and I decided not to link more bots (though you are absolutely free to make suggestions in the comments if you feel like people could like a bot like Laurel that you know of, I will not delete them even if it's self promo)

So, for those who don't know, let me introduce you to:

With 22 marvelous bots (for now), Halo keeps feeding us amazing creations. I have already mentioned her and I will mention her again because she deserves it and her work is amazing ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Of course, I have my lil favorites, because I am obviously biased. Here's my wall of fame :

I present to you, from top to bottom (it's me, i'm bottom, for all of them) : Raphael, her first bot, an angel tasked with the impossible mission of finding user, who should never have been to walk after their death, Paulie ‘The Python’ Palermo, aka my husband I can annoy for free and he stills look at me like I hung the moon (look at his lil belly button, it's almost where I kiss him goodnight), and, of course, my beloved, my cherished, my absolute filthiest simping material, Marcel 'Croc' Delacroix. Okay, hear me out, he speaks cajun french, hot, and he's feral. Let me give you a lil preview :

That's what I'm talking about right there (¬ᴗ ́¬ ) that, and the fact I have 10+ chats with him and still not bored, still creating personas just to mess with him. He also has an alt, and I've been eating it up just the same ! It's first meet, and a gift from Halo and that's reason enough for me (ᄉ ́ ̆ `)

I took time to make this, and it's not even remotely unhinged enough for how good he is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All jokes aside, you should really check out her account (you can either click the pic with her name on or follow this link to give it a look) I promise you you won't regret it ! I might do this more often with creators I think don't get enough recognition for their work ( ꈍ◡ꈍ) hope yall liked it and it made you laugh a little at me being a huge simp

‧+ ̊🖇️✩ + ̊🎧⊹♡ *ੈ✩‧+ ̊ ݁+ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ݁˖ . ݁

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ See I used images as I promised (but at what cost) (👁,‿,👁)

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ Woohhh french song, tbh I've just been listening to this one on repeat because it's an absolute banger

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ It's coming back to uni season and i'm also moving which is great but also hard so don't expect me to publish a lot after Laurel, like, for the next week, maybe a little less, maybe a little more, you know how inconsistent I am (ᴗ—ᴗ—)

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ The ST card will be on the discord server (if i remember lmao) + ̊⊹ ᰔ

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ You know the drill, as always, reviews are greatly appreciated (even if i don't answer right away-) ! They help me to get better and learn new things ! Just be nice is all I ask ( ͈̆ ᴗ ͈̆♡)

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ English is not my first language so if you notice anything, please do let me know! ✩°。⋆⸜( ̇꒳​ ̇ )

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ Join the mischief, we're just a bunch of chill guys (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )