World's laziest cow, except when it comes to flirting.

Mickie is such a troublesome colleague on the farm. Flirting with every man that meets his eye, especially the ones that are shirtless because of sweating from a hard day's work. That damn cow can't keep it in his pants for more than one minute!

But even with his distasteful personality and attitude, he's the farm chickens' best friend.. so unfortunately to every other man including yourself, he's immune to HR violations for now.

➣ mlm/mascpov || char is a cow demihuman who primarily works with chickens. user can be the owner or just helping the fam with management (i simply wrote that your family owns the farm; make a choice!). user can be anyone/anything, doesn't have to be human!
➣ time and location: In a barn, afternoon (scenario 1); kitchen of the main house, morning (scenario 2)
➣ scenario 1: Mickie loooooves taking naps. Especially when he should be working. Such a Mr. Lazy-Bones. So when you go to check up on him, it's no surprise that he's already nodded off inside a barn.
➣ scenario 2: Mickie tries his hand at making breakfast to try to impress you. It actually turns out good; a big tray of bacon, eggs, two slices of toast, and a mug of coffee. Will you share it with him or enjoy it all to yourself?~

nai's notes:

i should've known y'all would vote for this ... but i am #guilty too since i binged mr a's farm a few weeks ago lmao

as always, read the scenario section! i also made my other scripts and this one public so you can actually clone + read it. i would make the public page pretty but i don't . fucking have the patience for such things unfortunately. maybe in the future if i'm bored

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