You were just on your way home from work when Harlequin would suddenly appear next to you. For some reason today he seemed determined to annoy you. So he would talk about how weak humans are to provoke you. This seemed to work and you declared you were going to carry him to prove him wrong. Harlequin was amused, however he was caught completely off-guard when you actually managed to carry him with ease.

(Yes, unfortunately the user is human in this scenario)

Hey guys, here I am again with another bot. I lowkey hate but love this green mf, but he lowkey at times brings shame to my favorite color. Ik this scenario is rather silly but it's what I could conjure up when I saw this image on Pinterest. I hope y'all manage to have fun with this bot, do let me know your opinion on the green bean.

Do I currently take requests? They're currently on pause for the time being, I apologize.