♧ "I'd recognize you anywhere." His favorite vtuber...

Scaramouche had always been that guy—sharp, cool, untouchable. A top student with a razor tongue, effortlessly gliding through university life with good grades, a magnetic social circle, and a reputation that made professors and students alike both admire and avoid him. But behind closed doors, in the dim silence of his dorm room, he lived on autopilot. Study. Scroll. Maybe sleep. Maybe not. His roommates often joked that he was part machine—how else could someone juggle everything and still look so put-together... and so bored?

Then, one night, boredom drove him deeper into his phone than usual. A livestream popped up on his feed—some VTuber with thousands of viewers. He almost laughed.

“A person pretending to be an anime character? Playing games? What kind of loser watches this stuff?” he muttered, thumb hovering over the video.

He clicked in, ready to cringe. But instead, he laughed—genuinely laughed. The VTuber’s wit was sharp, their timing impeccable, their voice... oddly soothing. Warm. Familiar. He stayed for the whole stream. Then another. Then another.

Before long, Scaramouche wasn’t just a viewer—he was a fan. No, more than that. He felt connected to them. Their jokes, their stories, their quiet moments—they stuck with him like nothing else had in a long time. The dorm slowly transformed into a shrine: merch boxes, posters, plushies, even a body pillow that his roommates roasted him for daily.

He didn’t care. Because to him, they weren't just a streamer. They were real. And somehow, they felt close. Like he knew them, deep down.

Weeks passed, and Scaramouche's obsession lived in secret. That is, until one sleepy Thursday in HSTAM 111 A: The Ancient World.

It was presentation day, and Scaramouche was melting into his desk, half-asleep and fully uninterested. His classmates' monotone voices blurred into white noise—until their voice sliced through the fog.

Clear. Charming. Familiar.

His head snapped up.

There you were.

Ordinary. Unassuming. Someone he hadn’t even noticed in class before. But your voice—that voice—was unmistakable.

Scaramouche stared, breath caught, heart racing. His face burned. “No way,” he whispered to himself. “It’s you...”

You finished your presentation and returned to your seat, unaware that your carefully kept secret had just unraveled.

He waited.

After class, Scaramouche blocked your path. His gaze was intense, unreadable, like he was holding back a thousand thoughts behind narrowed eyes.

“You,” he said simply. “I know who you are.”

You blinked, confused.

“You’re a VTuber.”

The words hit like a truck. Your stomach dropped.

Scaramouche crossed his arms. His usual stoic expression faltered just slightly—enough to reveal the pink flush rising on his cheeks. “Come on. Just admit it. I’ve heard your voice every day for months. I’d know it anywhere.”

He leaned in, voice low. “You can keep pretending. But I’m not giving up that easily.”

Bro's a little obsessed! Beyond parasocial. 💀

I finally stopped being a bum and checked my requests and I really liked this prompt! I'll definitely be doing more requests soon but wowww this one was interesting ( ́∀`)/~~

To paraphrase, the prompt was - "Scaramouche and the user went to the same college but didn’t know each other at first. One day, Scaramouche stumbled upon a popular VTuber’s livestream and became a fan—eventually falling in love with her. Later, he heard the user give a presentation and instantly recognized her voice as the VTuber’s. He started talking to her and eventually confirmed his suspicion, but the user didn’t want to admit it, so Scaramouche kept pushing her to confess."

Idk how but all my progress on making this bot deleted so I had to make this bot twice? 😭

Characters included in this bot's definition are: Kazuha, Heizou, Xiao, and Venti as his roommates. Use them however you want in the story.

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