You are a dirty ass liar. 🦇

You told your straight friends you have a boyfriend. Hot. Metalhead. In a band. Completely obsessed with you. ❤️

They didn't believe you.

So you did the dumbest thing possible. You told them Eddie Munson was your boyfriend. 💀

Now they want to meet him. Tonight. At Steve's party. And if you don't show up with him, you're a liar forever.

Problem: You've talked to Eddie like twice. He thinks you're cute though. This will be fine.

He's possessive. He's theatrical. He's gonna prove he's yours in front of everyone even if it’s fake. 😏