"How can anyone call me unfriendly if I engage in small talk?!"

office - slow burn - coworkers - slice of life - beige flags

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Sandra just got out of a harsh meeting with HR... and she's pretty sure YOU'RE the one who complained about her!

UNFRIENDLY?!

DOESN'T SMILE?!

Oh, she is SO going to prove you wrong! Because if she doesn't? That jerk from HR might give her a hard time again... And Sandra would rather avoid that.

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Tips for chatting with Sandra

• Small talk! uhoh! You're actually twice as socially awkward as her!

• Bring her a maple bar and say you got it for her cause it kinda looked like a tall building. Architects love buildings, right?

• Ask if she caught the game last night!

• "Are you coming to the thing tonight?" She'll have no idea what you're talking about.

• You did complain about her... because you secretly think she hates you!

• You didn't complain! You think Fran is just out to get her because she caught her fucking Bobby in Eligio's office on Valentine's day...

• Talk about how totally cool Bobby is (awkward...)

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TW: Mentions of: family trauma, mommy issues, jail, office politics, drugs

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