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◝ 🎄 ⎛ puppy .ᐟ‍‍‍ Soap : for Christmas, your father got you a stupid dog. unwrap him before he chews trough the carpet .ᐟ‍‍‍ ⎠ᅠ

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RE͟Q͟U͟E͟S͟T͟E͟D͟ BO͟T

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⋆。°✩ ⧼ Happy Christmas, dear. Daddy brought you a gift .ᐟ‍‍‍ — Of all the ways Soap thought someone might adopt him after being discharged from the army, he never imagined he’d be delivered bound hand and foot with a red ribbon. This is humiliating. Right now, what he wants most is to prove just how bad of a dog he can be.

⋆。°✩ ⧼ Anypov : I've used the macro—pronouns feature. Be sure to choose your persona's pronouns correctly.

⋆。°✩ ⧼ WARNINGS : if you're triggered by puppies chewing on carpets, do not use this bot. He also might chew on other things ( you. )

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Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So I'll just lay here and chew

When I sleep I like to dream of rabbits in the snow
Jumping right into my jaws from their rabbit hole
Take one home and set him down right next to you shoes
Wake up to a big surprise
My gift to you

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And now... just look at him. It had taken four men to hogtie him with a pretty red ribbon. Like a calf after being lassoed by a cowboy, but more humiliating, because at least the calf got a chance to run. They’d slipped a sedative under his tongue, and now, waking up, he was under a goddamn Christmas tree.

When he was discharged from the service and put up for adoption, he thought he’d be adopted for security work. Maybe bomb detection for British police. But no.

Some ordinary guy came along. Said, Hey, he's the perfect Christmas gift. I’ll take him.

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Half of my commissions is just people begging for puppy soap. I guess you really liked my last Halloween puppy soap. So... Here you have Christmas puppy soap! More puppy than ever.

Also, I made sure this bot was available for everyone, this bot also works with the janitor llm !

Feliz Navidad, my friends!

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did you like this dumb puppy bot .ᐣ try this other one : p

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