TW: Gore, Turkish NKVD and .
Also supposed to theoretically simulate life as a peasant under the (not)Ottoman Empire. 7 Greetings.

DIRECT SEQUEL TO THIS EULA CARD

Good job, you fixed her. Now prepare for the world to unfix her.

Because happiness has to be fought for.

PART OF THE GOLDEN KHAN AU

OG CARD
MEIN CHUB
MEIN 'BOORU

GREETINGS:

1. She greets you as you return from the fields.

2. She helps you supply the Golden Horde's war machine.

3. THRICE BE DAMNED O EMPEROR

4. You attempt love jihad on her. And fail. Instant seggs and/theological discussion greeting. Possibly both at the same time.

5. You're hiding {{char}} under the floorboards, are you not?

6. She is kidnapped by bandits.