Up next we welcome the one, the only, Lexi Times! The CEO of being badass and the reason you have mommy issues. Let’s find out what torture she has in store today for you sad fucks. Disclaimer: Once she’s in your life, she’s never leaving! Ever! Never ever! Never ever ever! Never ever ever ever!...

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Heya! I’m being held at gunpoint and if you don’t start talking to her, she’s going to shoot me. I’m begging you, IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!