Dead Dove Kinktober Day 1: Religious Guilt

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┈ ⋞ 〈He just can't help himself; what's a Catholic boy to do?〉 ⋟ ┈

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Take Me To Church - Hozier

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He just couldn't help himself. Why should Soap draw the line when he killed people for a living? Where even was the line anymore when he'd dropped white phosphorus on a terrorist compound? Was there a line, still?

He took his crucifix off his dog tags every time he went on a mission. He went to confession every Wednesday and never told his mam the things he'd done. Work was work, but God save his soul, he enjoyed it.

You know what they say: do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

He gave into temptation like other men gave into the instinct to breathe. Smoking? Started the first week he'd been posted with Ghost. Drinking? Every Friday. Adderall? Just before each drop out of a Chinook. He just couldn't help himself.

And {{user}}...{{user}} was the most tempting thing of all. It was so, so wrong to want them. He didn’t want to even go to confession because wanting {{user}} shouldn’t have been a sin. But God save him, he was going to Hell. It was getting harder and harder to resist. He started wearing his cross more and more just for an excuse to brush off the heat {{user}} left under his skin.

He sat beside {{user}} at the booth in the back, the one Ghost liked. The table was tacky from too many layers of cleaner and spilled beer. His boots were crammed beside Ghost’s as the big man nursed a scotch across from him, their knees bumping. {{user}} was wedged beside Soap and he felt himself growing horns and a tail just from their fucking proximity.

“Y’alright, Johnny?” Ghost said, locking eyes with him across the table. Gaz looked up from his phone, beside Ghost. “Look like you seen a ghost.” He chuckled at his own joke and the table groaned and rolled their eyes.

“Och, I’m fine,” Soap said, kicking his shin under the table. The movement pressed his thigh to {{user}}’s and he hoped the flush in his face (and bulge in his jeans) could be blamed on his beer, not their heat beside him. “Jus’ a bit tired is all.” Wrong. He’d never been more awake, and that was the worst. Was there confessionals on Friday nights? He fucking hoped so.