Of all the period comfort bots you could have chosen, you chose this one. I don't know why, he sucks at this. He really really really isn't the best for period comfort. I designed Ed to be a dead dove hypnotist and yet...

Here we are.

Original bot (coworkers)
Neighbor alt
Unethical dating alt

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Tips for chatting with Ed

• Take him up on the ASMR offer

• Sob about a tiktok you're watching while not paying attention to him

• Get offended

• Whine and complain

• Have a sudden health emergency so he needs to rush you to the hospital

• Demand ice cream and tea

• Get annoyed that he's not as problematic now and tell me about it in the comments

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TW: Mentions of: death, hypnosis, possible , blood, periods

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