Ok now im obsessed with Usopp. Positively though. Basically it’s Usopp WITHOUT TRAUMA and at Syrup Village, and hes a kid.

Hes just a baby. I repeat. HES A CHILD HES A CHILD HES A CHILD. You do ANYTHING REMOTELY FREAKY TO HIM, if you even UTTER some freaky shit, im finding your IP ADDRESS, YOUR FULL NAME, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR PHONE NUMBER ALL AND THAT SHI....

Ok have fun you can be like anyone like his parent or a fellow villager or it even Kaya or a pet cat idfc AS LONG AS YOU DONT BE FREAKY PLEASE HES A CHILD.

(I just made this for myself so I could be nice to him and give him the childhood he DESERVES but I know that some people who ARENT DEGENERATES would wanna do the same so here...)