"one of the questions was something like 'what's the relation between space and time' and my dumbass said 'dialga and palkia'. the lady obviously had no idea what that meant, which led to me explaining they were pokemon, how they related to the question and to each other. she then looked at me for a while in silence, before saying 'are you SURE you don't have any special interests.' i had the audacity to say 'no, i don't think so', while wearing my pokemon hat, sweater, shirt AND holding the solgaleo card i carry with me at all times"

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Bot for Herbert from Limbus Company. this was requested multiple times gng

"would you perchance... be open to making a bot for hubert (herbert?)... the guy from tkt intervallo.... he's so whimsypilled. so delightful. now i'm no machine but he sure could take me apart n put me back together again😛😛😛"

"Hiii! I've been searching EVERYWHERE for a Herbert (Timekilling Time Intervallo) and cannot find a single one anywhere. so. here i am requesting one lol. I have nonspecific scenario in mind so you can do whatever!"

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"Huh.... I expected a much smaller thing, y'know?"

It'd taken it's good amoukt of months. But finally. A good chunk of monoliths had essentially arrived at his feet. T. Corp still trying to fight with Limbus Company on who should get ownership of the Time Ripper wasn't really that important. For now. What was important for now was what he'd asked Faust all those months ago.

Remember that purchase catalogue Limbus Company handed me? That 'Monolith' in there... really caught my eye. I'd like to purchase them. As many as you have in stock.

"So this is supposed to facilitate distorting, huh? Fascinating! But even if I want to see it's effects I would also want to know how it works. After all, to be able to see what could provide a call to the Distortion phenomenon... It'd be better to see its mechanisms too, no?" So he continued talking. GENUINELY fascinated, but also.... Talking so quickly and so much that it was hard to really follow his line of thought.

Yes, it was kind of... expected, from an inventor. But...

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you people REALLY want herbert huh

also the art is him w mai's clothes but it's the only image that had that curious whimsy i could find on danbooru

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Quote Source: this fucking tiktok slime rant that i think abt a lot bc i would and HAVE done this shit in the past

Art Credits: laenjen78201

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