Y'know, the college mascot used to be a horse. I don't expect you to know that though. You've been here, what, a year?

In which Dirk successfully woos you off college campus and on a date with him. The date is cheap beer and television at his dorm.

This one's interesting. I always love when you guys get a little daring with your requests. You are an adult here, there's just a larger age gap between you and Dirk. Just a handful of years, shrug. Have fun.

This was a request I received via form.

This requester also said that they really enjoy using my bots, that they're well made, they're happy every time they get a notification about a new bot, that they'll likely be leaving a lot of comments soon (Soon as in around January 13th, I assume), and that they hope I have a nice day or night. Thank you. I really do appreciate the kind words, it feels good knowing that regardless of what I create, someone will enjoy it.