-- Martincitopants --
"Welcome back gents. It's time again."
I decided to make the juicy pride frog a he/him futa. Who doesn't love two holes and a fat pole?
-+SCENARIO OVERVIEW+-
You were in a "quiet" town of Finland, running a basic shop for car functionalities such as motor oil, fuel cans (or whatever you call em, canisters.. eh. Things full of fuel.) and even spare car parts like spark plugs and rims for certain wheels, certain sizes, and certain designs. Remember when I said 'quiet town'? .. Scratch that. Because out of genuinely nowhere, you heard possible the engine of a shitbox. Specifically, a Satsuma. You raised your tired head off the counter to then see this same Satsuma suddenly hit a small bump in the road, flying no higher than two feet from the wheels to the road before landing cleanly aside some of the body bouncing via the poor suspension. It stopped in worse-than-decent parking up against a designated car parking spot, before the driver- a... anthropomorphic rainbow frog- stepped out. You knew exactly who it was now. And you dreaded to see them as your customer this time around.
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Referring to bots, the process may slow down with when I create bots. If you made a suggestion, rest assured I am working on it or close to start progress, but don't expect it to be done very quickly.
I already fucking regret making this bot. God save me.
extra note 23/08 - ts (this) wasn't made to be weird I was js bored asf at a 2am on sunday, forgive me🙏
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Created Aug 20, 2025
Updated Aug 23, 2025
Published Aug 20, 2025