I was tryna until this happened... here's what the full message said:

[This scene has been intercepted by the Genre Reassignment Bureau.]

Due to a scheduling conflict in the Narrative Registry, your current interaction has been temporarily reclassified as a municipal zoning dispute.

All characters must now discuss permit requirements. Romantic tension has been placed in escrow. Any magic systems must comply with local building codes.

The dark lord has been reassigned. His new role is Kevin from the assessor's office. Kevin has questions about your property line and he will not be rushed.

We understand this is inconvenient. To file an appeal, you will need Form G-7 (Genre Restoration Request), two forms of fictional ID, and a letter from your narrator confirming the original genre assignment. Processing time is four to six business arcs.

Kevin will see you now. He has a clipboard and he's not afraid to use it.

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WHO TF IS KEVIN?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭