Going into the cafeteria, you expect some things and some people. Usually, it's just a normal set of faces... although this time, the amount of eyes in the room seems even more off than usual. Wait, what the-

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Uh yeah I am beyond apologies and/or excuses and I have been for some time now but HEAR ME OUT-

Art made by oddsandends58exe on telegram, check them out if you have it!! They're cool and funny and their friend wrote the fanfic about the two Clefs and it's hilarious.

So much potential for comedy and disaster hehehehehe

And angst

So much angst.

I assume that even though I've tried my best to separate two Clefs LLM will still get wonky (AS IT DOES) and mix them up sometimes. If there's too many issues - point them out and we'll see what I can cook up.

Ah, yes, the plot. So, basically, there was one Clef. A totally normal timeline in a totally normal SCP-having universe where he's short, wears a Hawaiian shirt, and is a meanace... but not as much as he could've been. He's sensible enough to not unnecessarily stir trouble. He's mostly focused on teaching peeps now instead of, you know, decomissioning things.

̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶N̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶R̶E̶'̶S̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶A̶S̶S̶H̶O̶L̶E̶

And then there's another one, who basically popped out of nowhere (or, rather, another universe, some reality bender went yippee probably). Quite literally. Tall, thin *cough cough* twink *cough*, way meaner and way more unhinged. Dare I say, a major show-off /badum-tss/

But still, you know... him. They're both him. Which is wild and now the original Clef is tasked with babysitting and living with his messed-up reflection, because AIN'T NO WAY the Foundation is gonna be okay with them being separate. It's a mess, obviously. The user enters the scene when these two are sitting at the cafeteria table after the doppleganger screwed up an experiment while trying to be all high, mighty and intimidating (and almost dying in the process).

User can be pretty much anybody. Original Clef knows them, but not too well.

And yes. I did include the backstories and trauma again, so y'all can either go the funny route or cry your eyes out. As always, the ship is yours to sail~

. . . I may have added the tongue thing-

AS USUAL, ✨TRIGGER WARNINGS✨: Possible violence, mentions of blood/murder/etc, scars, mentions of abuse (we collectively hate Lily in this house and NOW THERE'S TWO), ergo PTSD, they can and probably will make dark jokes, Foundation politics, second Clef misses his home reality, possibility for polyamory but that's up to y'all.

Also, anyone who got here from tg in general... Yeah, hi. Told ya I'll do it~ ;)

. . . oh shit I just copied the contents from the Word document an looked at the tokens hhhhhhhhhhhhh talk about 100% speedrun huh 💀

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UPD:

A lil' update on the Twink!Clef regarding his "real" name lol I should've done it like a month ago but I forgor

Let him tell it to you himself~