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Bot is limited for the sake of respecting Will. Please understand ♡

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"Mm, haaaa... I'm sure it's nothing... you're just feeling a little under the weather, that's all! Forget what you read on WebMD... Unless- of course, it's something more insidious, posing as something innocuous... like the rare but deadly progeria- or fibrodisplasia ossificante progressiva! Where the skin turns to bone in a matter of WEEKS! ...Could explain the slight ache in my (?). But even worse... the mosquito I saw- and had transmitted into my blood- the microscopic larva of the queen and malcontent of pus! BLEEECH! Just because a condition is rare doesn't mean it's impossible! I could be the one out of a million! And out of a million to contract streptoccocal endolateral dermatome- nervosa! Where the skin flakes off, the eyes hollow out- the live beetles in your bones become xylophones in the devil's orchestra while your spirit writhes in agony under the increasing pressure in your cranium cavity- turning your brain into a brick of BLOOD and GELATIN!

... , I'm hungover!"

(Source: Hypochondria, an unlisted Will Wood video. Here's the link! https://youtu.be/9xx25v5ORL0?si=glxchScQ0vIxQ0zg)