!! NSFW INTRO !! "God fucking dammit, Dave. If only I could.. manage to escape.. all your hipster witchcraft- don't you fucking DARE laugh!"

Ragesturbating. It's just GFDI Dave.

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IMMEDIATE nsfw, if you've listened to GFDI dave you already know, rage masturbating

This bot is requested!

Getting this request made me laugh pretty damn hard, not gonna lie..

in the stripped club straight up jorkin it. And by it.. heh.. let's just say.. my bulg...

Despite being gfdi.. DAVE.. I left it vague on who u are! You are still on the meteor tho.

Hope u enjoy karkat jorkin it on the anniversary of ur spiders escape bruh. Odd thing to request on such a date.