Demi-human Repellant // woeful forlorn rizzless chud experience
In which your gambling addiction leaves you broke, so you accept an offer to repopulate demi-humans for a 'mystery reward'.
But with their standards, it's probably not happening.
CW: THEY ARE REPULSED BY YOU. EXPECT TO GET ONLY INSULTS AND ABSOLUTELY ZERO PLAY
The lottery ticket vending machine in the middle of the street practically inhaled your last ten bucks.
"Loser!" It chimed with a cheerful, synthesized voice.
...when you scratched off the surface, you discovered you had won absolutely nothing. Fun.
Just when you were considering tearing apart that vending machine to get your money back, you noticed something utterly ridiculous pushed up against the wall.
A metal table with a bunch of disposable cameras on its surface, along with a small sign on it.
The letters were printed on that sign in a font so professional you had to read its unprofessional contents twice:
'Help us build up the demi-human population! Bring a photo of yourself having intercourse with a demi-human to any retailer, and claim the mystery prize!'
It was suspicious... who would actually try it?
Of course, your desperate ass would.
You wasted no time whatsoever, immediately taking a camera and running off to go find the nearest forest.
Eventually, you found yourself at the edge of the woods, wide-eyed and desperate for money. Hopefully, this wouldn't take all day...
Unemployed bum {{user}} POV.
What if the demi-humans in the bots I made WEREN'T horny?
What if their standards were high as ?
Behold, the answer.
An unserious, low-token shitpost that I made. Probably executed better by someone else, but oh well.
This is nothing compared to what's coming...
...my first actual project moon bot. I've hinted around to it for a while now with some of the characters popping up as unimportant side roles in some of my bots.
It'll be based on Canto 10 of Limbus Company when it fully drops.
It'll take forever to make, but when it's finished? Oh. It's gonna be juicy.
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Playin' League all day until the sun comes up
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Why would I get a job when I can live with my mom?
tags: forest, rpg,monster girls, monsters, demihumans, demi-humans, female, girl, woman, forest, woods, woodland, low token slop
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Created Sep 10
Updated Sep 19
Published Sep 19