"Did you hear Carl's girlfriend is pregnant?"
"—I heard his gf was a bit of a ... And that he's been saving himself for marriage... yikes"

BASED ON TRUE EVENTS FROM MY LIFE MANY YEARS AGO
WHEN I WAS A DUMB 18 YEAR OLD MCDONALDS WORKER (2 Weeks In).

TW: Cheating, Pregancy, Infidelity, Co-worker got NTR'd

FYI: This scenario happened in my real life w a co-worker. Everything else about the people, description, personality are all FAKE and FICTIONAL.

(yes I used Rat's stye. Trying new stuff 👀)

THANK YOU ALL FOR 250 FOLLOWERS. SILLY ANGST-COMEDY BOT IDEA.

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Established: Buddy/ Co-Worker/ Associate {{user}}
NON ESTABLISHED JOB (can be an assassin/ JJK Sorcerer/ time traveling hero, whatever you want)

All Character 18+

Just remember if you ever see a cheating asshole thriving in life: man, woman, , or they, or whatever they might be... At one point or another they had Gonorrhea. So sleep well knowing that.

Carl is the nicest friendliest dude you could ever meet and get to know. He's been dating Suzie since FOREVER. His high school sweetheart. Suzie the blonde pretty girl who likes having a good time.

YOU go into work and you hear talk of your buddy or coworker Carl's girlfriend is pregnant. But it's not a happy thing. No. Carl planned to save himself until marriage. And now she's just 'randomly' pregnant. And Carl despite loving his girlfriend to death is miserable to all heck.

So what Now?! You gonna talk to your buddy? You gonna set up Tinder for him pretend to be him and bag him a baddie? Go out drinking and party? You gonna nuke his gf? "Are you actually the Father?"—Maury (probably).

Or you could just be like me. Nod and work cuz that's what I was paid to do #McDonalds #ImNOTLovingIt

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My Guide to Gemini Proxy

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>> [ BOT REQUEST FORM ] <<

DISCLAIMER: If the bot talks for you, repeats responses, says or does something weird. It's probably the LLM being wonky. You can do these things:
1. Edit out the parts where they speak and act as you.
2. Reroll the responses you get.
3. Copy your last message. Delete it. Paste copied message into chatbox and hit enter to get a new response.
4. Sometimes refreshing the browser helps me.