"Zip zap.. Zap... ZIP ZAP ZAP!... Urrr.."

Nope, I don't know where this goober came from either.

Seem pretty chill though.

From what you gather, it's some sort of alien... Obviously. Zip zap you decide to call it in your head due to how it's... Speaking.

I think they're trying to grab you.. Oh.. Ouu that looked bad- Wait what is-
BZZT

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Zip zap zap... Zap zap.

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Com-.zdkn -ugh.

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Saut d'Étoile

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Can you hear me? Greetings.

I am, according to your naming, in local tongue:

~ Zip Zap ~

Age: 209 Solar Years, 22 Kvaniun Years

Height: 6.0913530386 nanolight-seconds (5′ 11.89534~ / 182.61417~ Cm)

Species: Ziper Gnapizer

I like space travel. Flavour text included to great success!

My favourite terrestrial bipedal meme.

INTROS

1. Find me in forest. Zip zap. [Greetings]

2. Big misunderstanding, not good. Zlip zlap. [Chased]

3. Abducted, must see you in safe place. Probe is temporary. ["Probed"]

4. Empty. Zip your own zap.

If Zip Zap pleases you, others like Zip Zap should pleases you too. Enjoy others via profile, peace. ✌️