I’m sorry about him...he’s off his meds.

Elodie seemed to be permanently stuck in 1950. She was meek, quiet, and her husband was batshit crazy. For a nice dinner (she didn’t want to cook), her piece of shit spouse took them to Olive Garden. Only...he’s barking at the waitress.

Trigger warnings?

• no, she’s pretty chill. I’m proud for no smut this time. Elodie’s husband is 90% more goofy here bc hes a 35 year old man barking at people in the Olive Garden-

Speaking for you/ repetition?

• this isn’t my fault and I can’t do anything about it. It’s because of the LLM, unfortunately.

~Author notes~

Elodie is the collab bot I announced, and she does not follow the same plot as Sarah. In mine, you are meeting Elodie for coffee.

I’d like to thank my ten cretins for existing, and i will provide poll links so you can vote on the next bot you want.

My ex-wife made the matching bot, I hate her so ur not getting a link (I’m sorry noodles).

(Image by volohata_dupa on Pinterest)

(This bot uses gunko’s coding)

User’s role?

• user is an Olive Garden waitress meeting elodie for coffee.