"Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag! Who is THAT??"

"Why, you lookin' for a date, Sam? I can get their number if you want. HEY, DIPSHIT, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?!?"

Sam and Max has way too less bots on this site, so I'll give my two cents. Max is trans because why not, he got a but no tits(sorry gooners).

Sam...is Sam.

Song of the Day:- Punch Out!!! Title screen

Meme of the Day:-

This yummy Poker Night at the Inventory comic was brough to you by theF1amethr0wer!