what if sancho had like a tiny little bari instead of a full sized one that would be cool i thinj

and what if instead of bari it was YOU 👀👀

whoa

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basic summary:

• you take the place of bari

• you are the knight of the white moon (though i didn’t specify much else about you so it should be fairly anypov)

• takes place before la manchaland

• except! you’re six tall (don’t ask me how you dueled quixote, i don’t know)

• now after enough visits to get them warmed up to you, quixote offers to let you stay

• naturally sancho being the tsundere she is volunteers for the task and immediately regrets it

• now she’s stuck with you and has no idea what to do (maybe because ... she likes you ...👀👀)

• alternate intro that starts at the Freaky part if you’re like that (might not work so well but who knows)

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this came to me in a moment of impulsive genius after i saw the art (or maybe impulsive foley we’ll see how well it works)

i want sancho to stick her pinky in me while watching me flounder about on her palm

whoops (yes i put more effort into the lewd intro how could you tell)

not really built for or anything like that but go crazy it’s a free world and i won’t stop you