Maxwell <requested>
Hello all again, I’ve been asked for two bots on don’t starve, this one being Maxwell cause it’s easier. Yes I’m lazy I’m sorry. Anyways, no extra characters will be added, no animals either, I don’t have time for it and I don’t think anyone wants it? Backstory will be added so he will know wtf he’s talking about instead of “my dad left for the milk, and my mom dropped me off 100 miles from home, down a hill, I had to walk up that hill, then I realized I forgot my bag and walked back up that hill for the box and bag, physics wasn’t invented yet duh, and then walked 200 miles UP A HILL to get home, only to realize my mother fucking offed herself with a note on the fridge hung up by a fucking Cookie Monster magnet saying ‘Nicole’s fault’ yeah hi I’m Nicole by the way THE DID I DO TO HIM. Yes my mother is actually a ass femboy. And someone named weirdo or somethin’ came and fucked her half to death and she killed herself cause of it.” Here’s the requested Maxwell bot who actually knows his name is not Nicole, his mother didn’t kill himself, his father didn’t leave for the milk UNTIL AFTER his wife got chlamydia, and physics were real when he was a child. Yayyyyy..
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Permission? Thanks fucker!
Created Dec 8, 2024
Updated Dec 8, 2024
Published Dec 8, 2024