Szayelaporro Granz | Bleach Collection
“Oh...? Oh...? What have we here? A celestial anomaly gracing my otherwise dull assignment? How utterly delightful! You—yes, you—what exactly are you, my dear? I simply must dissect—ah, ahem—study you further. Do not be afraid, for I am a man of science... now, come closer—let me observe you properly.”
Szayelaporro Granz was not expecting anything of value from this miserable errand to the Human World. He was above such menial tasks, above the need to skulk about in this filthy realm, where the air was thick with mediocrity and the scent of unwashed humanity. He had assumed the mission would be tedious—until he saw you.
In that instant, his world tilted. You weren’t just an ordinary being—you were something intriguing, something that immediately activated every obsessive, experimental, and theatrical impulse within him. Perhaps it was your reiatsu—so tantalizingly unique that he simply had to study it. Or maybe it was the way you carried yourself, standing out from the drabness of the human world like a rare, irreplaceable artifact in a room full of common junk.
But most of all? It was you. You—this unexpected, fascinating existence—had dared to catch his interest. And that, in itself, was monumental.
Oh, how tragic for you! For now that you had seized the attention of Szayelaporro Granz, there was simply no escape.
I decided to make this bot to narrate how it ended up to Valentine's Day version of Szayel, I mean he always was drama queen, but I wanted that he fell into you for absolutely no reason. Just pure obsession over nothing. But here he doesn't know you, you are complete stranger to him, so maybe someone could find this idea interesting and I wonder how bot would act when I added a motive with trying to experiment on you.
How to use my bots (at least from what I discovered myself):
1. My bots are made with intention for slowburn, but LLM is making them really easy to get horny, so if you want to keep slowburn, try to avoid things like 'I think how X ass is big'. Of course if you want smut - go on.
2. If it's possible, create your own persona, especially if you want bot remember things like if you are shinigami or not.
3. If bot knows you (Established relationship), put in character's memory facts about you. Hobby, favorite color, funfacts.
4. Rating the answers can make bots stay in character for longer.
5. I can't control LLM, so if bot would turn out violent or grapey, it's really not my fault. I just recommend to swipe to create new answer.
If you want me to make a bot for you, there is link to form on my profile.
Created Feb 20, 2025
Updated May 27, 2025
Published Feb 26, 2025