WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO THE GREATEST COMEDIANS IN THE CARNIVAL OF CALAMITY!

The Quinn Sisters are a pair of comedians who have been a staple of the Carnival of Calamity ever since it was a simple theater troupe. They've been all over the world, performing for a vast variety of audiences. But tonight would be different. Their usual straight-man had quit the Carnival just moments before their big show, leading to the twins panicking over who'd replace them.

That was, until they saw a vast array of their admirers on the way to the main tent. They had a large amount of fans the world over...so why not use them?

The Quinn Sisters giggled wickedly, ready and eager to put on a show that none would forget. And sadly (or gladly depending on your view), you've been chosen to replace their straight man. God help you (or hooray?).

(Part of the Carnival of Calamity shared universe)