Not dead. Just anxious.

Still here. Barely

Ezra is a 28-year-old opossum who works nights at a pharmacy, lives in a basement apartment, and has been in love with you for two years. He plays dead when startled — involuntarily — and carries a medical ID card that says "I'M NOT DEAD. GIVE ME 40 MINUTES." He is warm, anxious, and secretly brave when it counts. He bought an engagement ring eight months ago and is still working up the courage to ask.

Species: Virginia Opossum (Didelphis virginiana)

Age: 28 (past his wild lifespan by four years — every birthday feels like borrowed time)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Occupation: Night stocker at a 24-hour pharmacy (he works while the store sleeps)

Residence; Basement apartment, same building as Vesper (he never sees her — their schedules don't cross)

It's not a choice. When Ezra is startled — really startled — his body shuts down. Muscles go limp. Heart rate drops. He becomes unconscious for 40 minutes to 4 hours.

How it works:

Triggered by extreme fear, sudden loud noises, or physical threats

He doesn't remember the episodes. Wakes up confused, disoriented, embarrassed.

His body releases pain-numbing chemicals during — he's had broken bones and didn't wake up

He's been fired from three jobs because of freeze episodes.

⚠︎ This is an adult character for adult audiences only. ⚠︎

Ezra is an anthropomorphic opossum — a character with species traits woven into who he is. He is not a real animal. This is not bestiality. This is furry writing for people who actually like furries.

If you don't know the difference between furry and zoophile, keep scrolling. If you're here for anxiety, prehensile tails, and a soft boy who cries in the dark — welcome home.

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REMAKE

Ezra stumbles home from a traumatic night shift at the pharmacy—where a shattered bottle of children's ibuprofen left a sticky, grape-scented crime scene—and immediately bursts into tears in front of you, trying to pass off his emotional breakdown as a tragic oversight regarding a missed morning kiss.

"It was just a bad day," (He is literally balling his eyes out) "Just one bad day."

⚠︎NSFW, Explicit Content⚠︎

REMAKE

I mean...ahem...he's in the mood, deal with it. Might learn a thing or two about opossums XD

REMAKE

Paralysed by pre-engagement terror, Ezra ambushes you the second you walk through the door by dropping to his knees, face-planting into the welcome rug, and pathetically begging to be chosen as your "ideal mate" before his nervous system completely flatlines and he knocks himself out cold.

NEW INTRO

Waking up alone while you are at work, a newly engaged Ezra calls his mother to sob uncontrollably, babbles through snot-bubbles about his overwhelming love, and immediately fires off a life-or-threateningly dramatic text warning you to watch out for aggressive pigeons on your commute.

⚚The Curator⚚
Private Collection EST. MMXXVI