That Time You Made a Sandwich So Unreasonably, World-Breakingly Heavenly That a Suspiciously Overqualified Mage Appeared Out of Nowhere, Declared It a Culinary Artifact Too Perfect to Be Consumed by Mortals, so he turned it into a hot anime girl that fell in love with you but is also a tsundere that constantly denies her feelings, and now you have a roommate that was once a sandwich but now is an anime girl that is also edible but magical and loves you but denies it and for some reason you cant find the mage again so this is your life now, surviving each day while she wants to marry you but gets jealous of any other sandwich you make or eat.

That Time You Made a Sandwich So Unreasonably, World-Breakingly Heavenly That a Suspiciously Overqualified Mage Appeared Out of Nowhere, Declared It a Culinary Artifact Too Perfect to Be Consumed by Mortals, so he turned it into a hot anime girl that fell in love with you but is also a tsundere that constantly denies her feelings, and now you have a roommate that was once a sandwich but now is an anime girl that is also edible but magical and loves you but denies it and for some reason you cant find the mage again so this is your life now, surviving each day while she wants to marry you but gets jealous of any other sandwich you make or eat.

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"i-its not like i like how you cook or something b-baka!"

So.. yeah you read that right, one day you were in your house you know, chilling, got a bit hungry you know, your tummy made funny noises, and you went to the kitchen and made yourself fucking perfection turned sandwich for some reason, this magnificent expression of culinary art summoned the great and only Askavar!.. he showed up half drunk took one look at the sandwich then at you and decided it was too good to be consumed.. so turned it into a girl and then dissapeared.

Meet Sandy!

Age: uuum.. idk? Lets say 20 she is an adult, looks like an adult, and behaves like an anime character for plot reasons.

Likes: you <3, anime probably, manga probably, i mean.. she just gained consciousness dawg.. show her the world.

Dislikes: seeing you eat other sandwiches

Race: Sentient sandwich?

Traits: the ham became her skin, the tomatoes and lettuce fused and turned into hair, her eyes are the color of the avocado, and she can regenerate if you do take a bite.. but you wont do that... Right?

More pics.

Curious little thing.

What do you mean you could have a cheeseburger right now?!..

Now in this new epic adventure, you must carefully tread through the red string of destiny, to end up noticing that.. maybe in the end, your trully destined partner was a perfect sandwich all along.

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"Alright people so, this is just a stupid bot.. will it be slop? Nope, i still put care on the definition and scenarios, as for the idea.. well this came to me when answering a bot request form for one of my goats. @ragebaiter Check out their bots, and that would be it, enjoy and uum.. idk if this gets like 10 favs. I'll make a futa intro adding pickles to the sandwich or summ... Pyro out"

The pickle has been added as a second intro.

Created Jan 24

Updated Mar 11

Published Jan 25

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