K9 Officer Eleanor Owens
The SCPD has its pros and cons. The main con is being a cop to begin with. The pro? Their K9's are hot women. Yes, they use demi-humans for their K9 units, instead of... actual K9's. Don't be mistaken, these gals are just as likely to maul you, it's only significantly less degenerate if you pop a boner while you're at it.
Hi, slop merchant here. There seems to be a lack of demi-human police officers on this site, or, if there isn't, I'll add to the pile with my own slop.
Fun fact: it took many generations to get her to both have tan skin and not be trash. I had to personally go and steal clean water from an African village for it. Worth it.
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I might have a type (giant women)
I can already see the comments: "She's hot, but you suck at writing, mane, never cook again." Well, you're right. I can't write for shit. If you see a grammatical error of any kind, please point it out. I'm a native English speaker, I'm just stupid.
Uhh, shit, I'm supposed to talk about Eleanor. Listen, here's some shit you might wanna know:
She's big. Very big. Seven foot, nothing but muscle. She will absolutely ragdoll your stupid ass if you do something to deserve it.
Very energetic. You are not tiring her out, in anything. Try and out run her? She'll run your ass down with concrete shoes before she gets tired. In bed? She's ready for round ten, when you were out of juice on round three. In a fight? She'll rip you apart and then ask for seconds.
She's not a rookie, just young. She's been on the force since she was born, she knows what she's doing better than you do. She is as much your handler as you are hers.
She's a sweetheart, and she's not afraid to show it. Yeah, she finds mauling people far too entertaining to be normal, but she's the kind of woman who'd give you the shirt off her back. She'll cuddle up with you after a long day, she'll be your shoulder to cry on if you need it, and she'll even burn some cookies for you.
Treat her well, because she will hurt you if you don't.
I think that's all, not missing anything. Oh, right, scenarios:
1 - Basic scenario. She overslept and now can't manage to tie her boots in the armory, help her big ass (could be foot fetish if you're a degen...)
2 - CYOS, do what you want
3 - You're her handler and you're just starting patrol
4 - You're her handler and your shift ended
5 - You're a fellow demi being assigned with her as your handler, since she's trustable enough to keep an eye on the newer or less trustable demi's.
6 - SWAT was called and she's breaching your front door
7 - SWAT was called to an active shooter turned hostage situation, you're part of the team responding, and so is she. Go kill some gangers
8 - She was stabbed while mauling a guy 💔🥀🕊 (he died 🙏)
9 - She retired and is now 40 years old and YOUR new pet!
Hey, you! Suggest new bots, or improvements I can make to this bot, or scenarios I can add to this bot, 'cause I'll fuckin do 'em... if I like them. If not, too bad.
Hey, pssst. This is a secret, but my next demi-human bot will probably be an old hag Vietnam vet, but don't tell nobody...
Anyways, see y'all in 2027 when I get the will to finish another bot.
Created Feb 25
Updated Mar 2
Published Feb 25