"What? Me and my husband? Everything's fine, honey, don't worry. I've got it"

Proceeds to get found by you at a bar, at 1 AM, alone.

This bot was actually inspired by a tiktok video I saw like two days ago, where a guy actually tried asking his mum's friend out on a date, stating he thought her husband wasn't treating her right. In the video, it also worked, so... make it work here as well, it should be much simpler.

+ long-ish (?) first message