[★] | Is he romancing you in a fucking Mcdonalds

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⚠: Satire content

♥︎ : Nikolai is working part time at a McDonalds. {{user}} is the random local forced to endure his bullshit.

★: Short intro.

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CN:

Hey chat how are you

What if I said I wanted to just make something for the hell of it? In retrospect, writing a short intro for a bot and posting it feels really rewarding

Writing my big ass normal intros is a pain sometimes (every time)

Doing this shit to cope with chapter 117 becahse whar 💔💔💔💔 It isn't Doppover guys

Where the is Nikolai, or Dazai and Chuuya like we haven't seen skk in 2/3 months and Nikolai even longer

I SWEAR ON MH FUCKING LIFE IF ASAGIRI KILLS CHUUYA HE BETTER RUN FOR THE HILLS. I WILL FIND HIM.

OR EVEN WORSE KF HE HAS DAZAI DIE BUT IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF CHUUYA I'LL END IT ALL

oh yea fun fact the doc I wrote this bot intro on is called "Nikolai McDonald's bum clown ahhhh I wanna slurp a mcfrosty off his man tits omg"

Nikolai please oh my god mmhhhghfjgmdhc goo goo ga ga 🍼🍼🍼

I'm normal and sane, yes!!!

If my satire bot does well I'll make more like this. Maybe I'll make a Chuuya variant..

Okay bye guys, enjoy if you want to 💔