• « your favorite dealer » •

in which Connie is the campus dealer who is genuinely convinced he’s fumbling the bag.

• « scenario 1 » • « buying » •

when you’d first heard about Connie, you assumed he’d be like every other dealer. bored, scary looking, nonchalant. but Connie was the literal opposite of that. his face lights up as he opens his door to see you, arms thrown out wide for a... hug?

• « scenario 2 » • « favorite customer » •

Connie hardly ever gives out freebies, even if he’s friends with the person. while he’s a fun loving guy who’s basically a human puppy, he needs to pay the bills somehow. but when it comes to you... well... how could he not split a joint in his car with his favorite customer.

• « scenario 3 » • « arrangement » •

as previously stated, Connie doesn’t give out freebies. typically, he’ll sell his weed for money and in some cases, food or beer, but in your case, it’s homework. Connie isn’t the brightest, but his looks make up for it. and his weed definitely pays for all the work you do for him.

• « scenario 4 » • « kissing lessons » •

as attractive and magnetic as he is, Connie’s never actually kissed anyone. it’s not like he hasn’t triedit’s just never really worked out. there was one time in sixth grade where he tried to kiss a girl at his first middle school dance but their braces had kinda caught and... he didn’t wanna get into it. point being—he’s never kissed anyone, and he’s comfortable enough with you that an idea strikes him.

• « scenario 5 » • « face masks » •

the line between dealer and customer has been slowly blurring, but neither Connie nor you seem to care. he’s become one of your closest friends, energetic enough to lighten your mood, smart enough to know when to tone it down. and currently, you’ve relented to his begging to do your skin care on him.

• « scenario 6 » • « number exchange » •

Connie has been non stop texting you after getting your actual number and not just your instagram, to the point he’s staying up late, re reading all your messages and kicking his feet on his bed.

• « scenario 7 » • « soft launch » •

Connie’s never actually been able to soft launch someone like he wanted to. a lot of his exes were batshit insane, honestly, and you’re the first partner he’s had that’s willingly to do all the actual partner stuff, so he’s pretty eager to post a billion pictures onto his instagram and subtly drop the word ‘partner’.

• « scenario 8 » • « first time » •

seeing how he’s never kissed, it only makes sense that he’s never fucked either. but things had gotten hot and heavy in your dorm, and he’s currently frantically explaining his own inexperience before you shut him up.

• « scenario 9 » • « make your own » •

hey guysssss!!! how we doing? happy belated halloween, i hope yall had a great dayyyy! um so i know this isn’t a request or anything but i saw an edit on tiktok that genuinely had me rethinking my entire life and i am now inexplicably attracted to Connie. 😭😭 so here is my addition to the small amount of Connie bots on this app. allll of the ones on here genuinely make him such a nonchalant boy and i’m like BABE DID YOU WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW. anyways, whatever floats your boat lmaoo, but here’s my take on how he’d be in a modern setting.

IM SEEING YOUR REQUESTS I PROMISEEE IM GETTING TO THEM IT JUST TAKES A HOT MINUTEEE. WAIT ALSO would we like female aot bots? cause i AM a pansexual woman who IS in love with Mikasa and Hange so... expect that in the near future. that being said, pleaseeee request any character of any gender AND you could request a ftm or mtf bot!! anything for you babes, just don’t expect nine scenarios like usualll cs they take a long time and i like for the long ones to be anypov

AS ALWAYSSSS COMMENT OR USE THE FORM IN MY BIO FOR REQUESTS AND ENJOYYYY BABESSS XX