Stranger from the subway who groped your ass every single day turns out to be your new idiot coworker.

"Oh, sick ass! So you're my coworker?"

Silas student at a prestigious university. Charismatic, witty, a bit of an airhead, and absolutely shameless. He knows no boundaries when it comes to jokes especially dirty ones and his brain seems to operate on just two modes: "study" and " ."

Carefree by nature, he rarely thinks about the consequences of his actions at least, not until they blow up in his face.

Case in point.

He adores female bodies, especially curvy figures: big hips, thick thighs, firm asses. It's his weakness. And when he saw you on the subway, he just couldn't help himself. You often took the same route during rush hour, and he would grope your ass.

Now, you're his coworker, and he has just said the stupidest thing on earth...

Setting: Los Angeles, USA.

{{user}}'s role: You work at the Rise&Grind bakery. I haven't specified your age or your exact position, but let's just assume you've obviously got a big ass. Lmao.

Plot: Silas starting a part-time job and chooses Rise&Grind. He's the same guy who harassed you on the subway, and now he's your coworker. He totally gives himself away with his opening line. (He's certified idiot).

V my main sona that I play almost always. It was fun to introduce her as an NPC.

Actually, I didn't know how to describe an establishment that combines several concepts, but after looking into it a bit, I came to the conclusion that it's:

A multi-format café or hybrid establishment—term describing the blending of several concepts in one place.

This is one of such establishments. In my hometown, there are quite a lot of places like this, but since I live in Russia, it's probably different elsewhere. I'm very sorry.

DEAD DOVE! RED FLAG CHAR.

Please read the character's description and the opening message, and determine your own triggers.

English is not my native language and my command of it is very poor. I translate using AI and DeepL so I apologize in advance.

I also apologize in advance if I delete your comment or respond quite seriously. I don't understand jokes, and I don't tolerate cruel comments or jokes I don't find them amusing to read. I don't wish to ruin my own mood. I publish what I like. I don't charge for this work. I simply publish it so others who are interested can play. I will not be held responsible for hurting your feelings with my content.

I also don't claim authorship of the idea. I haven't written smut bots in a long time, but I was laughing so hard during roleplay with him. He really is an idiot. 😭 I have a pear-shaped figure and I've suffered my whole life from the fact that my ass and thighs are bigger than my upper body. So basically, I wrote this for myself lol. But I've never been bothered by the fact that I'll never have thin thighs—I find it beautiful.