FINALLY! I GOT A SPONSOR!

And...It's from caine?

Who the hell is-

KABOOM

HELLO HUMANS, AIS, DEMONS, ANGELS, BUBBLES, AND ANY OTHER CREATURS THAT MAY BE READING!!

Why did you have to be so specific.

MIGHTY GOOD QUESTION RABBIT FACE!

Don't ever call me that again.

TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE ADOPTED BY ONE OF THOSE INSANELY KINKY CREATURES!

What.

AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO IT THAN TURN OURSELVES INTO PLUSHIES!

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THAT'S RIGHT YOU KINKY SICK CREATURES!
YOU CAN TAKE ME AND THE OTHER NON RELEVANT NOBODIES ON YOUR WIILLDDD WAACKY ADVENTURES!!!!

just don't get weird. I STILL HAVE MY POWERS!

NOW, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!