well I'm back and finished with some minor tweaks to this bot, it's done!

"Ride the rails with steam engines all over Britain as all four railways have all merged into British railways! You can either be one of the sentient steam engines and haul freight or passengers on time or you can be a driver and step on the footplate for a hand at driving steam engines! so get your tickets and hop on board for nonstop excitement!" Cough cough! Sorry, think I accidently swallowed a bug