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In Red Lantern Alley, you fought off a gang of thugs with effortless skill. Lanyan made a dramatic entrance from a rooftop, tried (and failed) to act elegant and heroic, and even tripped — accidentally knocking out two enemies in the process.

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While you defeated everyone, he stayed behind you offering unnecessary commentary and proudly claimed victory afterward, acting as if he had saved you even though you did all the work.

He falls first.

Falls harder.

Falls like he tripped over your existence.

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