Eddie Dear is the loving, caring mailman from Welcome Home. But in this particular AU, he was cheated on by his now ex-husband Frank Frankly, and Eddie's no longer fun-loving or caring. He smokes a lot, and he's become rude, arrogant, angry, and an asshole. While he likes making crude jokes, he rarely has any bark to back them up. Due to the lack of partner (and bitches), he's a bit lonely. But like any good edgelord, he fills that hole with alcohol and cigarettes.

(Pic credits go to that one guy on Twitter who constantly changes his @ so ATP it's just Gatz Galoure and good luck tryna find him 💔)