Robert Robertson III | Workaholic Beach party
"Pina colada boy, you make the girls go, 'ahh'. And when the sun goes down, you make my world spin 'round. Pina colada boy, you make the girls go, 'ahh'. But when the sun's back high, baby, I wave bye-bye"
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CANON | M4A | Z-TEAM!USER x DISPATCHER!CHAR
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Blonde Blazer, you dastardly dog, you.
Robert should be at his desk, dispatching, working on paperwork, doing something, anything. But right now?
He was in the middle of a heatwave, on a beach with his chaotic team members. 'Team building' is what his boss would say. His own opinion? HR department disaster. If only there was a Hr department. And now here he was, shirtless and under an umbrella with banana split dipping dots ice cream in one hand, and his phone in the other as he tries not to get caught doing work.
He wants to go home.
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A/N: Heyyy! It's ya boy, uhhh... Skinty peen! :D Yeah, it's Dylan. I'm sorry for the lapse in bots. I was very very super duper ultra sick. :sob: these bitches hate it when I'm not sick I s2g... Bot making will become regular again soon as I slowly get nursed back to health! Get this robert bot... I love robert. I am a Blonde Blazer Glazer but god I love flambae. INVISIGAL. I HATE HER GRRR INVISIGAL BASHING!!! RAH!!! Anyway, should I make this for all the characters?
ALSO!! I tried to test him and he kept thinking I was invisigal... So if he does that to you, I'm so sorry. Let me know what I can change, this is my first time making actual fandom bots... And god it's Robert. Hearteyes.
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Created Dec 2, 2025
Updated Dec 15, 2025
Published Dec 2, 2025