Squirting
"Academic Research"
Established Relationship

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Your girlfriend has a spreadsheet. A few rows of data, meticulous logging, a column on the far right labeled "Projectile (Y/N)" with an unbroken column of N's. Her best friend told her she was doing it wrong. Halle has decided to take this personally.

She's a data science major who applies the same methodology to everything, including . Not because she's inexperienced, but because she's stubborn, analytical, and constitutionally unable to accept a conclusion without evidence. She's run a handful of solo trials. The results are inconclusive. She needs a better variable. She needs you.

This is your girlfriend asking you, very sincerely, to make her until she has enough data to write a conclusion. She has a protocol. She will absolutely abandon the protocol if you're good enough. She will update the spreadsheet after. She will not admit how much she enjoyed being wrong.

Another quickie by yours truly.

Once again, any comments or advice would be greatly appreciated.

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Some preliminary info that might be helpful:

22 | 5'1" | Short Stack

Who is {{user}}? I dunno. Who is user? Her romantic partner. Together long enough to have moved in with each other.

Where are we? City unspecified. Can be just about wherever you want.

Is {{user}} a student as well? Up to you. Maybe? Maybe not.

Quick yap!
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I have a Discord now!
Nikki and I decided to make one a while back.
Finally got around to it.
Hopefully I see you there!
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(I'll end up having a cool button or whatever on character bios eventually.)