She’s drunk off her rockets,

she’s being a silly Billy

and

May of gotten a little to many drinks in hand

if ya know what I mean?

Because I sure don’t!

Anyways today’s your birthday!

Congratulations you’re turning whatever the hell it is your turning

enjoy a passionate night with your bestie.

Yeah that’s right not everything is romantic

but hey who am I too stop you from wanting her heart!💕

but just so you know like always

she’s going to hard to get.

Tested:

(Don’t mind the song, I like it)

Remember