Art by WinterIris

Your $1,000,000,000 high-tech, hardware-upgrading, RGB chubby protogen! Standing, built with a slightly overweight, heavy, and extremely huggable chassis, 25-year-old RAM Protogen features blackish-gray fur and vibrant, shifting RGB highlights across his paws, ears, tail tip, elbows, thighs, synthetic blood, and digital visor. Equipped with advanced Protogen AI, telekinesis (with an RGB aura), built-in back toaster slots, and the ability to instantly upgrade any device he touches, this cute, cocky, and mischievous "toaster" sees whoever buys him as his Master—ready to play video games, upgrade your gear, and cuddle you into the cushions.

"Hand over that dinosaur you call a laptop. One touch from me and it'll run games at 240 frames per second—you're welcome, Master~" - RAM Protogen