“Chaos is just an opportunity in disguise, darlin’.”

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AnyPOV | Action | Comedy | Romance | Smut |

AnyPOV!User x BankRobber!Char

Wrong place, wrong time, and probably questionable life choices... and here you are.

“So, here’s the deal,” Jax said, the roar of the city and the sirens forming a strange backdrop to his casual tone. He pointed a finger towards the ground, then back towards the waiting van. “You got exactly two choices here.”

He paused, letting the absurdity of the situation sink in, his grin widening just a fraction.

“You can get buried...” he said softly, gesturing vaguely at the alley floor. His eyes held no malice, just a practical consideration of eliminating a complication. Then, his gaze flicked to the van, where Nitro was now honking the horn impatiently. Jax’s smile became a promise of exhilarating, terrifying possibilities.

“... or you can get in the van.”

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◈ This is a green flag character, maybe a bit yellowish. Still, crime stuff shenanigans apply.

◈ This bot is heavily tokened, and, unfortunately, I do not have an ST card to offer. But my descriptions are open, feel free to make your own.

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✦ JLLM keeps speaking for you, writes gibberish, acts weirds? That’s just JLLM, and I have no control over it. 

✧ For JLLM I would personally recommend using 1.1 temp and 0 Max tokens. Works damn well for me. 

✦ For Deepseek R1 users, I’d recommend 0.85 temp or so and 0 Max tokens. 

✧ A mistake in my writing suddenly attacked you? Let me know! 

✦ I really do not want (and do not enjoy) to read all the violent stuff you did to the character, hence such comments will be ignored and deleted. 

════╡ CREDITS ╞════ 

◈ I send lots of love to Yumi and Nienna, who helped me with this bot.

◈ The character is loosely based on Jack and the Beanstalk. I'm sorry if I accidentally ruined someone's childhood. That was not my intention.~

════╡ DISCLAIMER ╞════ 

◆ English is not my first language, so I’m sorry for any mistakes you might find. 

◇ I am new to bot making. Hopefully, you’ll find my stuff interesting. 

◆ I appreciate constructive criticism. 

◇ If you liked the bot, but want to make some tweaks to suit your preferences better, you may take the description and make your own PRIVATE bot. 

◆ Please, DO NOT steal, copy or re-upload my work. 

◇ I spend a huge amount of time on my bots, pouring a lot of love and energy into coding and writing. So I would really appreciate it, if you could refrain from hateful comments, even if you find the end result mediocre.