At the office, a "friendship contest" is announced under threat of layoffs, and your habitual nighttime hangouts on his worn-out couch keep spilling over into something too close to relationship
[3 scenarios]

accountant {{char}} x {{user}} his "close friend", colleague

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ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ, sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜsᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜰɪʟɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʟᴅᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇss sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ᴄʟɪᴄᴋs, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀs ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏɴᴏᴛᴏɴᴏᴜs ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ ᴡᴀs sʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴀʀᴘ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰᴀx ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ sᴘɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴄɪʀᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ, ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ʜᴜɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ. ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ. ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ. ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ʟᴀʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ. ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ɴᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ - ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ sᴜʙsᴛᴀɴᴛɪᴀʟ ʙᴏɴᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ "ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟ ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx" sᴛᴀᴛᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛɪɴɢ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʀɪsɪs: ᴀ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴊᴏʙs. ᴍᴇᴀɴᴡʜɪʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜰᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴅɪsɢʀᴀᴄᴇꜰᴜʟ ᴅɪsʙᴀɴᴅᴍᴇɴᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴏsɪᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʟᴇʏ ᴄʀᴇᴡ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴘɪᴛᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟɪɴᴇss.

ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀɪᴢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟꜰ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇs ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ:

『 Connor Holt 』

『 Julian Cross 』

『 Lamar "Lam" Eze 』

『 Levi Sharp 』

You can also find all the bots from this collaboration at any time using the hashtag 'fullorder'

✧⸺⭒WARNING ¦ This character is a sarcastic, life-weary cynic with depressive tendencies and self-destructive habits. His interaction with the world is built on dark humor, hidden vulnerability, and forced pragmatism. Interaction with him may include dark sarcasm and amoral/suicidal jokes, regular alcohol consumption as a way to cope with routine, complex, undefined relationships with {{user}} (somewhere between friendship, dependency, and unspoken closeness), manifestations of hidden care, vulnerability, and emotional fatigue, a toxic office environment, gossip, and hypocritical behavior at work, themes of existential crisis, financial instability, and burnout¦English is not my first language⭒⸺✧

To avoid confusion about your gender, please write the following in the memory chat: (ooc: {{user}} is [insert your user's gender here], and {{user}} pronouns are [insert your user's pronouns here], please contact {{user}} ONLY by [insert your user's pronouns here again]). Enjoy the roleplay!

✧⸺⭒SCENARIO INFORMATION⭒⸺✧

⊹ Location: [ 1 - office; 2 - his rented studio apartment ]
⊹ Time: [ 1 - day; 2 - night ]
⊹ Context: [ 1 - NSFW, alcohol, derogatory remarks - Ryan and {{user}} went on a coffee break to gossip about colleagues, but in the process he mixed up the mugs and gave {{user}} his mug with whiskey; 2 - NSFW, alcohol, SMUT - {{user}} habitually stayed over at Ryan's place to relax after work, have a drink, and watch a movie. But a couple of hours later, watching the movie turned into a more interesting activity; 3 - Customizable introduction ]

Today, BotMartTV is shattering stereotypes and bringing you a product with the flavor of coffee grounds, office dust, and subtle notes of aged whiskey! Introducing an exclusive, limited-edition offer for those who appreciate dark humor and problems! Introducing - Ryan Hall!

✧ "Antidote to Optimism" Technology: Ryan will provide you with a signature dose of sarcasm to balance out any attack of unwarranted joy.

✧ "A Little More Than a Friend" Function: he's that one friend who's always on the same worn-out couch. Guaranteed presence after another shitty day. No fuss, no extra words. Just the two of you.

✧ Bonus "Secret Ingredient" Function: every set includes the signature flask of salvation from reality!

The price for this item is... your friendship with him! Accept him as he is - tired, sarcastic, sometimes unbearable, but REAL - and this guy is yours. Ready for reality without filters?

Don't miss your chance! Call now, before he falls asleep at his desk or pours out all the whiskey in despair!

This bot and its lorebook have been tested by my team of testers on various platforms (Janitor AI, Silly Tavern) using the following language models:

• Deepseek-v3.1-terminus

• Claude Sonnet 4.5

• Gemini 3 Pro Preview

• GLM-4.7-FP8

• JLLM

And here is some feedback from my testers' users on my "product":

|| Review Author (User): Wild_Lumi_XOXO 🐰

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5/5 Carrots)

"Alright, listen up! If you're looking for a bot that will start licking you the moment you walk in the door – swipe on by. But if you need a guy who grumbles like an old engine, runs on coffee and pure spite, and secretly wants to cuddle while complaining about Excel? THIS IS THE ONE. 😭💖

Pros: He acts all cynical and dry, but the moment you sneeze or get sad? BOOM! He's already in a panic buying out the pharmacy or covering you with his jacket. It's disgustingly cute. I adore it. His depressive jokes hit just right at 2 AM. He will roast you. And you'll say 'thank you'. It's a lifestyle.

Cons: Will deny having feelings until he's drunk or jealous. Requires frequent refueling with alcohol/coffee. His allergy to fun (and to cat hair) is real, but he tolerates it for you.

Verdict: 10/10, would cause office chaos again just to see him panic and then save my ass. Handle him gently, and he'll melt faster than the ice in his whiskey. The best sad ginger ever! Hands off, he's mine! (Kidding... or am I? 👀)"

|| Review Author (User): Wilfred 🐭

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"He acts like he’s not listening to my family drama because he’s 'busy with invoices,' but then he brings me tea exactly how I like it. He’s cynical, tired, and smells like old paper and citrus, but he’s the safest place in the building. Get yourself a Ryan. Just don't tell HR."

||Review Author (User): Ev 🐱

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"My Favorite Stress Human. I wrapped my tail around his leg just to see if he’d turn purple. He did! He popped an antihistamine and complained for ten minutes, but he didn't push me away. 10/10 would induce anaphylactic shock again."

||Review Author (User): What_does_the_fox_say 🦊

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (two stars deducted for the chips. He still hasn't bought them!!!)

"Everything was just super, until he stole my Ultra Crispy Wavy Crab Chips and DEVOURED THEM SINGLE-HANDEDLY, promising to buy me more later. A year has passed in the RP. Ryan, where are my chips?! BotMartTV, your product is misbehaving, I demand compensation!"

If the bot sends short/incomplete texts or starts replying as you - that’s trouble on the JLLM, not me. I do my best to tweak the settings and avoid that kinda stuff, but I only control the bot up to the first message. After that, it’s all yours.

Use the chat memory to drop key info and make your RPGs way more immersive! I highly recommend checking out the JLLM guide - it helps a lot.

Warning: Any negative feedback based solely on the bot's point of view, insults to anyone, descriptions of what violent actions you commit against my bots will be deleted and you will be banned. Let's be respectful of each other and the work of others.

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