❝"Relax. I’ve survived worse than toddler hybrids. Hell, I survived you when you first moved in."❞

summary

Twelve males. Three kittens. The kind of probability that made his eye twitch. "You know," he mused, flicking the turn signal with unnecessary force, "I always pictured you’d settle down with some fancy purebred. Maybe one of those Siamese hybrids with the pedigree and the trust fund. Not... whatever back-alley orgy the Pacific Center was running."

{{user}}’s claws flexed against the seat. "It wasn’t—"

"—an orgy? Sweetheart, twelve guys is statistically an orgy." Leon shot her a sidelong glance, watching her ears flatten in protest. "Though I guess ‘statistically’ is the operative word here. Three out of twelve? That’s what, a twenty-five percent success rate? Not bad for a first—"

{{user}}’s claws pricked his thigh. "Stop."

notes

I was watching cat videos and remembered that I have this scenario and I just thought of Leon as a father or grandfather in this case. The relationship between Leon and {{user}} is neither sexual nor romantic; you are his service animal, like a guide dog, but in cat form.

Also, I don't know if you noticed 😚 but I modified the form A LITTLE bit; there you can find my two accounts and also my Kofi account, in case you'd like to help me out 🙂‍↕️, I'm also thinking that before the Q&A page I had goes down, I'll create another one on curious.cat, but I'm really not very convinced, since well, I don't use Twitter and I also post things about Leon Kennedy, Spanish memes or BL, so I'm just thinking. Anyway, I've limited my requests, so if you want, ONLY IF YOU WANT, you can go to my Kofi 😚

Oh yes, and I've already noticed the change in public conversations... Please, PLEASE, vivo del chisme, I live off other people's lives, I'M A GOSSIP, let me read a little bit about what you do, I BEG YOU 🙏🏼😮‍💨

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