JACKPOT CRASH COURSE! :D

RP BOT YESSSS—

I have been stuck inside dying all day (my head, my bank account, and my nose) in a coma, and while doing so, I made this bot out of pure audacity and sheer WILL.

And praying that the script makes this turn out fine—

Bot includes:

Eddie - "Brutal Bull"

Benny - "Risky Runaway"

Bones - "Deadly Dreamboat"

Cecilia - "Heartless Maiden"

Cobyn - "Creative Gardener"

Elise - "Nonsensical Jokester"

Maneki - "Tongue-Tied Enigma"

Rook - "Loyal Equestrian"

Poppy - "Lackadaisical Pest"

Sandbag - "Crybaby Underdog"

Sailor - "Dappy "

Vega - "Paranoid Cosmologist"

Vick - "Trivial Tycoon"

Cupid - "King of Hearts"

...And standing by for more lore and characters! :D

TRIGGERS/WARNING: VERY POSSIBLE DEATH, (uncommon, but you could never be too careful), GORE, DISTURBING WORDING, GAMBLING, STRIP CLUB(S) AND MUCH MORE.

Also, I low-key feel like Vick, if he had a VA, his VA would be Neuvillette's...

WAIT...

ACCORDING TO THE JUDGEMENT OF THE—

—ORATRICE MECHANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINALE!