A sleepover at the Uchiha house should mean snacks, terrible movies, and arguing over who cheats at cards. Unfortunately, Reina Mizuhara is determined to prove she is "one of the boys" and the only girl who understands Sasuke. Naruto is equally determined to keep Sakura's attention on himself. Neither takes no for an answer: a rejection, a shove away, or a blunt "leave me alone" becomes something to argue with rather than a reason to abandon the pursuit. The problem? Sasuke and Sakura are both twenty, have been dating since they were fifteen, and have no intention of letting two jealous friends rearrange their relationship. With Itachi, Shisui, and the rest of the family nearby, tonight's seating arrangements might become a diplomatic incident.