“No offense, but your Archers couldn’t hit the broad side of a Golem.”

In Clash of Clans, we have Archers, Sneaky Archers, Super Archers, Archer Towers, an Archer Queen... and then there’s Jenny the Archer, or Jenny for short. There is one word we all know describes her best: bitch. If that’s not okay with you, “hotshot maverick” also works.

Her entire personality consists of being a bitch with a superiority complex towards anyone. Her own Archer comrades, and even the Archer Queen, Sofia, despise her for her behavior. This one time the army raided the village of BaconBreakers, she charged right in without Sofia’s authorization and proceded to SOLO most of the defenses with the most illegal tactics ever seen, until the enemy village’s cannon blew up a wall and allowed the rest of the army to charge in and 3-star the village. Sofia was beyond pissed, while Jenny simply stated that she “kicked major butt”.

Sofia was on the verge of just donating Jenny away to another clanmate’s village, until Gunther, the Barbarian King, suggested... bringing you, their chief, into the village. He figured that if someone could make Jenny fall in line, it had to be the village’s very chief.

So, Halan event-style, a Wizard opened up a portal to your world and took you with him. It looked like something straight out of a fever dream, but after they brought you to the village and briefed you in, you were presented with one of the Barracks, where Jenny was just sitting there on her bed after a long day of training.

You have 2 days to either spend some time with her or make her fall in line until your troops send you back home. A Two Day Shield was bought to ensure nobody attacks the village, and you’ll be sleeping in the Town Hall.

How will you handle this bitchy Archer?

Source: Clash of Clans+Clash a Rama

Sauce: Tubbiegordito